{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"type":"standard","title":"Rudolph Goclenius","displaytitle":"Rudolph Goclenius","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q64272","titles":{"canonical":"Rudolph_Goclenius","normalized":"Rudolph Goclenius","display":"Rudolph Goclenius"},"pageid":1234308,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Goclenius.jpg/330px-Goclenius.jpg","width":320,"height":408},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/Goclenius.jpg","width":444,"height":566},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1254922651","tid":"7774cd94-98ff-11ef-bab0-abac8227e727","timestamp":"2024-11-02T09:47:26Z","description":"German philosopher","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_Goclenius","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_Goclenius?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_Goclenius?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rudolph_Goclenius"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_Goclenius","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rudolph_Goclenius","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_Goclenius?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rudolph_Goclenius"}},"extract":"Rudolph Goclenius the Elder was a German scholastic philosopher. He is sometimes credited with coining the term psychology in 1590, though the term had been used by Pier Nicola Castellani and Gerhard Synellius 65 years earlier.","extract_html":"
Rudolph Goclenius the Elder was a German scholastic philosopher. He is sometimes credited with coining the term psychology in 1590, though the term had been used by Pier Nicola Castellani and Gerhard Synellius 65 years earlier.
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{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
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