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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}

{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}

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